Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in The Louse in Arafat's Pubes' LiveJournal:

Tuesday, September 16th, 2003
2:49 am	I made two new friends today, one is spine_eater's cat i_fucked_fritz, and the other is _josh's fern on his desk, fernfern. I want to hang out with _josh soon. futhman has turned on the AC and his balls are clean for a change. (Comment on this)
Monday, September 15th, 2003
3:01 am	Hi, I'm just like girlrobot's cat, and nikalissa's cat, and samia's dog!!! I too am an animal belonging to one of you! I am Louise, and I'm a louse who lives in futhman's scrotum. From now on, I'll be giving you daily updates about how it is where I live (it's hot, like a jungle forest), what's the weather like (it rains cum seven times a day) and how my love affair is going with Brat, the gnat who lives in futhman's navel and whose name was inspired by a particularly inspiring poem by Aaron Fogel on a hot, sweltering day when the nutsac juice combined with Arafat's spunky libations combined to create a mutagenous combination of carbon and semen, which, my friends, creates life. Do you know, the Marquesan view of life involves tattooing as the ultimate fertility symbol? No, you don't, because you're all fucking dumb and you make LJs for your fucking cats. OOOPs, I think futhman wants to polish his brown stiff knob again, and you know what that means, folks! A visit to Aunt Choad!!! Current Music: nelly- it's getting hot in here (1 Comment |Comment on this)
3:01 am	oh man nelly says that it's getting hot in here, and that's one thing this guy's balls are good for! jesus fuck and when he scratches his scrotum with his fat fingers, i'm all like OMG GOD SAVE ME I AM ABOUT TO DIE! when he jerks off i get to eat the cum though, so that's fun. (Comment on this)